Scary Movie Gay Yelp
>>197987389 (OP) # >watching scary movie with gf >usually I laugh at her as she jolts and yelps at every jumpscare >this one is actually scary >start getting spooked >look over at gf, she's cowering, peeking through the blanket >a nasty jumpscare comes >she fear gasps >I flinch my head hard as fuck and emit a gay yelp >she noticed >mood killed >she decides to stop the movie and go to bed >broke up 1 week later
A green-text anonymous forum post describes someone watching a genuinely scary movie with his girlfriend. He mocks her fear until a jump scare makes him flinch and let out an embarrassing “gay yelp,” causing her to lose interest and eventually break up with him a week later. The joke is the sudden reversal of the confident horror-movie watcher becoming more frightened and humiliating himself.
- @eternalclassic / 57758 2024-09-21
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- Greentext
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- self-deprecating, absurd
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- en
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