Robot Boyfriend Catfish Disaster

> Be me > Notice boyfriends phone on table > Look through his Instagram > Notice his messages are to all models asking if they're a FUTA and trying to hook up > Lose my shit and yell at him for like 30 mins > He tells me to close my eyes and dream of someone who cares. > I lay down and think of how to break up with him when he starts playing confederate civil war music Never dating a robot again, you're all wolves in sheep clothing >mentally ill coomers are not actually decent boyfriends Oh wow really

A greentext-style forum post describes someone discovering that their boyfriend is messaging models, then being told to dream of someone who cares while Confederate Civil War music plays. The punchline is the absurd conclusion that the boyfriend is a robot and that mentally ill coomers are not decent partners, mocking exaggerated internet stories and incel-style slang. EN: A greentext-style forum post describes someone discovering that their boyfriend is messaging models, then being told to dream of someone who cares while Confederate Civil War music plays. The punchline is the absurd conclusion that the boyfriend is a robot and that mentally ill coomers are not decent partners, mocking exaggerated internet stories and incel-style slang.

• @eternalclassic / 86093 2026-04-07