The Tinder Date That Went Wrong

>recently single after very long relationship >only ever had sex with her >match with cute girl on Tinder >go over to apartment and go for a walk in the rain >she brings me upstairs >we watch a movie and flirt a little but im nervous and she was a little awkward >she turns off the lights and randomly says "time for bed" >we start to make out >get naked >she’s a literal 10/10 perfect body >I am fingering her and eating her out >go to get condom and boner goes down >oh fuck >won’t get hard >so nervous and uncomfortable my little buddy refuses to cooperate >just finger her and play with her nipples >think she came but who knows >we lay together and she can tell im bothered >asks me what’s the matter and explains that she literally doesn’t care she had a great time >kisses me and we hold eachother tight >tells me about her ex >total fucking scumbag >tell her I’ve been having a rough time since my breakup too >she says "I could get used to this" >talk until around 2AM >cuddle all night but I can’t really sleep >by morning I’m completely in love >go to take train home and kiss her goodbye >she unmatches me an hour later

A 4chan-style green-text story shows a recently single man meeting a seemingly perfect Tinder match, having an intimate but awkward evening, and falling in love after they connect emotionally. The punchline is that she unmatches him shortly after he leaves, turning his hopeful romantic experience into sudden rejection and humiliation. EN: A 4chan-style green-text story shows a recently single man meeting a seemingly perfect Tinder match, having an intimate but awkward evening, and falling in love after they connect emotionally. The punchline is that she unmatches him shortly after he leaves, turning his hopeful romantic experience into sudden rejection and humiliation.

• @eternalclassic / 26726 2023-01-21