Tinder Match Calls Me Mommy
>be me >23 >on tinder >match with 45 year old woman >go to her place to fuck >she insists I call her mommy while fucking >calls me son >she unironically made me a packed lunch before I left What just happened
A 23-year-old man describes a bizarre Tinder encounter with a 45-year-old woman who makes him call her “mommy,” calls him “son,” and packs him lunch afterward. The joke is the unexpected motherly behavior mixed with a sexual situation, creating absurd emotional whiplash. People send this as a reaction to confusing, unsettling, or unexpectedly wholesome encounters. EN: A 23-year-old man describes a bizarre Tinder encounter with a 45-year-old woman who makes him call her “mommy,” calls him “son,” and packs him lunch afterward. The joke is the unexpected motherly behavior mixed with a sexual situation, creating absurd emotional whiplash. People send this as a reaction to confusing, unsettling, or unexpectedly wholesome encounters.
young woman / молодая женщинаdark-haired woman / темноволосая женщинаpurple long-sleeve shirt / фиолетовая кофта с длинными рукавамиportrait photo / портретная фотографияonline dating profile / профиль в приложении знакомствTinder app / приложение Tinderpacked lunch / упакованный обед4chan-style post / пост в стиле 4changreen text / зелёный текст
- @eternalclassic / 55899 2024-08-17
- @eternalclassic / 58112 2024-09-28
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- 4chan greentext
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- image
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- 800×602 · 56.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, awkward
- Language
- en
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