Finally Have Sex Greentext
>finally have sex >it's extremely exhausting >doesn't feel as good as masturbating what the fuck did I feel suicidal for about this for 20 fucking years? I'm so stupid, >>69233656 (OP) # >it's extremely exhausting Lmao at your lack of stamina. Post BMI.
A 4chan-style greentext post describes finally having sex, finding it exhausting and less pleasurable than masturbation, then questioning years of suicidal feelings. A reply mocks the poster’s lack of stamina and tells them to post their BMI, turning the confession into an absurd insult-based punchline. EN: A 4chan-style greentext post describes finally having sex, finding it exhausting and less pleasurable than masturbation, then questioning years of suicidal feelings. A reply mocks the poster’s lack of stamina and tells them to post their BMI, turning the confession into an absurd insult-based punchline.
- @eternalclassic / 65653 2025-02-25
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- 4chan greentext
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- 800×524 · 75.6 KiB
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- absurd, dark humor
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- en
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