Mfw crisis avoided
>be me >23 days ago >driving drunk as fuck, run a red light, ram into a fucking cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as shit >unable think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide the knife in the glove box >say “I have been stabbed officer” >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital Mfw crisis avoided.
A greentext narrator describes drunk-driving into a police car, then stabbing himself and claiming he was attacked so the officer takes him to the hospital. The punchline is the absurdly reckless plan succeeding through a fake emergency. EN: A greentext narrator describes drunk-driving into a police car, then stabbing himself and claiming he was attacked so the officer takes him to the hospital. The punchline is the absurdly reckless plan succeeding through a fake emergency.
text post / текстовый постgreen text / зелёный текстdrunk man / пьяный мужчинаpolice car / полицейская машинаred traffic light / красный светофорpocket knife / карманный ножglove box / бардачокhospital / больницаcrashed cars / повреждённые машиныroad / дорогаpolice officer / полицейскийself-inflicted wound / нанесённая себе рана
- @eternalclassic / 26720 2023-01-21
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- greentext
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- image
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- 640×536 · 50.1 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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