Car Fire Greentext Disaster

>be me >Get my own car >Holding down break while parked >Push down on the gas >Cool sound think I'm in a racing game >Hear the engine alarm sound >I think it's cool >Hear a Bang >Get out of my car >My car is on fire >To scared to call the fire department >Car completely on fire >Fire department shows up anyway >They're mad at me for not calling them >Car is totaled >Insurance Company hung up on me There's something psychologically wrong with me

An anonymous greentext narrator holds the brake while parked, presses the gas, and enjoys the engine sounds until the car catches fire. He becomes too scared to call the fire department, which arrives anyway, and the car is totaled while the insurance company hangs up. The joke is the narrator’s escalating incompetence and bizarre inability to react appropriately to an obvious emergency, ending with self-aware absurdity. EN: An anonymous greentext narrator holds the brake while parked, presses the gas, and enjoys the engine sounds until the car catches fire. He becomes too scared to call the fire department, which arrives anyway, and the car is totaled while the insurance company hangs up. The joke is the narrator’s escalating incompetence and bizarre inability to react appropriately to an obvious emergency, ending with self-aware absurdity.

• @eternalclassic / 42821 2023-12-04