School Linux Hacker Misunderstanding
>be me in high school >im the one person that uses my own personal laptop instead of the dogshit chromebooks loaded with spyware >everyone around me thinks im a god with computers despite me knowing basic shit >take linux basics class for IT program at a uni nearby >decide to do homework for linux class during lunch at HS >run an update for the os through command line >bigfuckministake.exe “Bruh holy shit hes hacking!” >crowd swarms over to me >try to explain that im just updating packages but retards wont listen >gets the attention of school resource officer >mfw im chewed out for the next hour and a half about trying to hack the school network >fine i guess, just wont do homework at school anymore >go home and boot up pc to finish homework and open up linux vm “See! I told you he was right!” >apparently school resource officer called my parents >mfw they think im hacking too >mfw my parents call the cops in response >mfw the investigation showed no evidence of me hacking and my parents dont believe them >mfw i literally just tried to update the fucking os
A high-school student uses the command line to update Linux during lunch, but classmates and school authorities mistake the ordinary package update for hacking. The misunderstanding escalates when his parents call the police, making the joke about looking suspiciously technical while doing something completely harmless. EN: A high-school student uses the command line to update Linux during lunch, but classmates and school authorities mistake the ordinary package update for hacking. The misunderstanding escalates when his parents call the police, making the joke about looking suspiciously technical while doing something completely harmless.
teenage student / подросток-ученикmasked person in photo / человек в маске на фотоpersonal laptop / личный ноутбукChromebook / хромбукschool classroom / школьный классLinux operating system / операционная система Linuxcommand line / командная строкаcomputer code / компьютерный кодhomework / домашнее заданиеschool lunch break / школьная перемена на обедcrowd of students / толпа учениковschool resource officer / сотрудник службы безопасности школыparents / родителиpolice officers / полицейскиеdesktop computer / настольный компьютерLinux virtual machine / виртуальная машина Linuxspyware / шпионское ПО
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 8113 2023-11-21
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