Speak with Dead Directions

Speak with Dead: Narrator: *The corpse seems willing to speak* So it’s down this path… Across the creek… At your mother’s house. You f---ing muppet.

A knight in a medieval game-like setting attempts to speak with a glowing corpse, which first appears to give directions before insulting him by calling him a “f---ing muppet.” The dramatic green resurrection effect and likely medieval-style music make the sudden profanity and deadpan exchange absurd, fitting reactions to someone giving useless directions or suddenly losing patience. EN: A knight in a medieval game-like setting attempts to speak with a glowing corpse, which first appears to give directions before insulting him by calling him a “f---ing muppet.” The dramatic green resurrection effect and likely medieval-style music make the sudden profanity and deadpan exchange absurd, fitting reactions to someone giving useless directions or suddenly losing patience.

The orb seems willing to speak, but not to its killer. Are you kidding me? Where is your treasure buried? Right, so it's down this path, past the oak tree, across the creek, and underneath the bed, at your mother's house. Now let me die in peace, you f**king muppet.

• @dustinthehead / 16269 2023-09-13