Frog Improved the Database Wiper
Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that I have improved the performance of the script that wipes our entire database
An anthropomorphic frog in a formal suit sits in a chair like a distinguished gentleman. The joke is that he proudly announces optimizing a script whose sole purpose is wiping the entire database, making a disastrous destructive action sound like a professional achievement. It is commonly sent as a reaction to reckless coding, production mistakes, or catastrophic “improvements.”
- @dev_meme / 5425 2023-09-13
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- Type
- image
- Size
- 468×546 · 62.2 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
- Added
