Blondes 17 or 18 Approach Me

BLONDES 17 OR 18! APPROACH ME IF: YOU'RE 17 WHICH IS THE AGE OF CONSENT IN ILLINOIS AND YOU ALSO LIVE IN ILLINOIS OR 18 IF YOU LIVE IN A DIFFERENT STATE AND YOU FIND ME PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE AND WANT TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND OR BE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. I'M A BIG-HANDSOME MAN WHO'S 6'4", BIG-BONED, AND BROAD-SHOULDERED WITH STRAIGHT THICK DARK BROWN HAIR, DEEP-SET ALMOND-SHAPED HAZEL EYES AND ANGLED EYEBROWS, A STRAIGHT LONG AND NARROW UPTURNED NOSE, DOWNTURNED LIPS, AND A TRIANGLE FACE SHAPE. I'M BORN IN 1998, I'M SHY, SOCIAL, ANXIETY, AND ASPERGERS, AND I'M MOSTLY ATTRACTED TO BLONDES AND I WANT MY FIRST TIME TO BE AT ONE WHO'S THE YOUNGEST LEGAL AGE POSSIBLE WHICH IS 17 IF WE BOTH LIVE IN ILLINOIS OR 18 IF WE LIVE IN DIFFERENT STATES BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL EVEN IF YOU'RE ALSO A MINOR TO TRAVEL INTERSTATE OR INTERNATIONAL TO HAVE SEX WITH MINORS OR TO TRANSPORT MINOR TO YOUTH STATE OR TO PERSUADE, ENTICE, COERCE MINORS TO TRAVEL INTERSTATE REGARDLESS THE AGE OF CONSENT IN EACH STATE OR OTHER COUNTRY

На фотографии мужчина в чёрной футболке сидит спиной к камере перед спортивной сеткой. На футболке напечатано чрезмерно подробное и тревожное объявление о поиске блондинок 17 или 18 лет, сопровождаемое описанием внешности и юридическими оговорками. Шутка построена на абсурдной саморазоблачительной формулировке и используется как реакция на крайне неуместное, криповое или подозрительно оправдывающееся поведение. EN: A man in a black shirt sits with his back to the camera in front of a sports net. His shirt contains an excessively detailed and unsettling message seeking blondes aged 17 or 18, along with a description of his appearance and legal disclaimers. The joke comes from the absurdly self-incriminating wording and is used as a reaction to behavior that is extremely inappropriate, creepy, or suspiciously defensive.

• @eternalclassic / 55286 2024-08-05