Virgin Google vs ChadGPT

Write me a similarly humorous and over-the-top "virgin vs chad" meme. The stand-in for virgin is Google and chadGPT are Google and chatGPT respectively. Write "ChadGPT" instead of chatGPT. Use a humorous, tongue-in-cheek, extremely over-the-top language. Use long sentences. Create the comparison in an HTML Markdown table. Virgin (Google) | ChadGPT Spends hours scouring the internet, trying to find the answer to even the most basic of questions. | Knows everything there is to know, and then some. Could probably give Stephen Hawking a run for his money. Struggles to come up with even one good joke, let alone a whole stand-up comedy routine. | Could make a room full of stone-faced comedians crack a smile with just one clever quip. Gets lost in the most straightforward of directions, even with the help of maps. | Could find his way out of a maze blindfolded, with one hand tied behind his back, and a map written in hieroglyphics. Struggles to complete even the most simple of tasks, constantly needing to ask for help. | Could probably fix a broken spaceship with just a paperclip and a piece of gum. Can't even spell "easy" without the help of spell check. | Could probably write a dissertation on the history of the English language in his sleep.

На скриншоте показана шуточная таблица в формате «virgin vs chad», где Google изображён как беспомощный новичок, а ChadGPT — как невероятно умный и универсальный герой. Пять сравнений гиперболически высмеивают зависимость Google от поиска и превозносят ChatGPT, которому приписываются почти сверхчеловеческие способности. Мем используют как ироничную реакцию в спорах о Google и ChatGPT или для шутки о превосходстве одного инструмента над другим.

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