Haggis's Leaking Sanity

hole Haggis has a hole in his roof. He never fixed it because on rainy days it is too wet to work. And on sunny days it doesn't need fixing. In reality Haggis has no roof. The only thing that leaks is his sanity. He spends his days at the asylum fantasizing about tech debt management. The walls of his room are soft and pleasant to touch. There is a pizza party each Friday.

A small house labeled as Haggis's home has a hole in its roof, with rain falling in one panel and sunshine in the other. The text then reveals that the house is imaginary: Haggis is actually in an asylum, and the leaking roof represents his sanity. The joke combines absurd mental-hospital imagery with the mundane phrase “tech debt management,” making it suitable as a reaction to irrational logic or workplace burnout.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 12141 2025-05-19