Haggis Never Fixes the Roof

hole Haggis has a hole in his roof. He never fixed it because on rainy days it is too wet to work. And on sunny days it doesn’t need fixing.

A small animal named Haggis lives in a cottage with a hole in its roof. He explains that rainy days are too wet for repairs, while sunny days make the hole unnecessary. The joke is a circular excuse for permanent procrastination, used as a reaction to avoiding an obvious task.

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