I Did Not Fuck That Computer
anonymous asked: maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your penis i did not fuck that computer with my penis
A Tumblr-style anonymous question accuses someone of breaking their computer by having sex with it. The reply, “I did not fuck that computer with my penis,” is paired with Bill Clinton giving a serious speech, making the denial absurdly formal and defensive. It is used as a reaction to ridiculous accusations or implausible denials.
man at podium / мужчина за трибунойwoman standing behind podium / женщина, стоящая за трибунойblack suit / чёрный костюмred tie / красный галстукpresidential podium / президентская трибунаpresidential seal / президентская печатьcomputer / компьютерpenis / пенисanonymous question / анонимный вопросTumblr-style post / пост в стиле Tumblrmicrophone / микрофонframed painting / картина в рамеindoor office / офис в помещенииgreen plants / зелёные растения
- @eternalclassic / 47965 2024-03-17
- Type
- image
- Size
- 622×800 · 76.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, defensive
- Language
- en
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