Invented Talking to My Girlfriend

I invented talking to my girlfriend. We both have to get hammered though or it doesn’t work Do you know what a "bottle night" is? Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY. We lock our phones away, turn the TV off... Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk. That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence. We live...

A social media screenshot shows a couple sitting together while the man drinks from a bottle. The joke is that they claim to have invented simply talking with a partner, but only after getting very drunk, turning ordinary quality time into an absurd “bottle night” ritual. It is used as a reaction to jokingly justify drinking with a romantic partner. EN: A social media screenshot shows a couple sitting together while the man drinks from a bottle. The joke is that they claim to have invented simply talking with a partner, but only after getting very drunk, turning ordinary quality time into an absurd “bottle night” ritual. It is used as a reaction to jokingly justify drinking with a romantic partner.

• @eternalclassic / 47527 2024-03-08