Blue or Red Eggman Pill

You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is

A parody of the blue-pill/red-pill choice shows two colored Eggman-shaped pills. The blue pill ends the story and returns you to bed, while the red pill traps you in Eggmanland to witness Eggman’s meddlesome hedgehog problem. It mixes The Matrix’s red-pill premise with Sonic the Hedgehog lore and works as an absurd reaction to choosing an unnecessarily chaotic option.

You take the blue Eggman MD in April, 158.4 milligrams. The story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MD in April, 162.8 milligrams. You stay in Eggmanland. And I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is.

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