Tomboys Are God's Gift
TIL the Bible describes the noble wife as a tomboy. She is, according to Proverbs: good at and enjoys a variety of craft skills (verses 13, 19, 22, and 31), a shrewd businesswoman who makes a profit (14, 16, 18, 24), energetic, optimistic, outspoken, and kind (15, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27), and she eschews traditional charm and beauty for personal betterment (by dutifully following God's teachings in this case, but it still applies; verse 30). Truly, tomboys are God's gift to his faithful sons, and it's our responsibility to turn to His gift to them. SHE GIRDETH HER LOINS WITH STRENGTH, AND STRENGTHENETH HER ARMS. —PROVERBS 31:17 —THE WHOLE CHARACTER—
A screenshot presents a mock biblical interpretation arguing that the ideal wife described in Proverbs is a tomboy: skilled, practical, energetic, outspoken, and uninterested in conventional beauty. Below it is a collage of muscular, athletic, and tomboyish female anime characters alongside a Proverbs quote. The joke is an exaggerated religious justification for preferring tomboys, used as a reaction image when someone humorously treats personal taste as sacred doctrine.
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- @eternalclassic / 28040 2023-02-17
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- image
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- 408×602 · 53.4 KiB
- Mood
- satirical, absurd
- Language
- en
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