Palpatine Bets on Anakin

THERE HE IS. AHHH... WELL THAT WAS BACKWARDS TALK IS THAT TRUE...? NOT WORTH IT. THAT GINGER IS BRUTAL ONTO THE STRETCHER.

A cartoon Star Wars parody shows Emperor Palpatine and clone troopers watching Anakin survive increasingly ridiculous events on Mustafar. They make bets about Anakin, mock Yoda’s backwards speech and Wookiee cookies, then Palpatine legally renames him Gary before ordering the injured Anakin onto a stretcher. The robotic speech and abrupt beeps heighten the deadpan absurdity of the dark parody. EN: A cartoon Star Wars parody shows Emperor Palpatine and clone troopers watching Anakin survive increasingly ridiculous events on Mustafar. They make bets about Anakin, mock Yoda’s backwards speech and Wookiee cookies, then Palpatine legally renames him Gary before ordering the injured Anakin onto a stretcher. The robotic speech and abrupt beeps heighten the deadpan absurdity of the dark parody.

There he is. He's still alive. I thought for sure he would have tried something stupid by now. 20 bucks as he's falling down that lava fall. I'll take that action. Ah, shit he made it. Double or nothing. You're on. I should have known. The Jedi were plotting to take over. I told him that one. Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil! Well, that was uncalled for. 40 bucks as he's gonna say some profound quote. He's very dramatic. It wouldn't surprise me, but sure. And I should have known Master Yoda's backwards talk was due to his chronic pot smoking. Is that true? True it is. Oh shit. And I should have known the secret ingredient in Wookie Cookies is Wookie- Is that true? Let's just watch the show. Don't try it. Good one genius. Grab the stretcher. Nah, Anakin's totally got this. A thousand bucks says Anakin wins. Not worth it. What else you got? Uh, I'll let you legally change my name. So be it. Ah, fuck you absolute fucking bag. Good Lord, that ginger is brutal. Anyway, henceforth, you shall be known as... Gary. Thank you, my master. Alright, now go get that sorry sack of potatoes onto the stretcher.

• @sbunem / 74796 2024-06-03