Bootcamp Developer Claims Everything
It says here that you have 18 years of experience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and developed four fully featured projects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple UI framework and I am very familiar with the tech Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? Oh yeah, I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C++, Delphi, Django, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.js, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, Jquery, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Rails, Spring MVC, Zend, Yii, CakePHP, Mojo, Python, Kotlin, R, PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Clojure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Ceylon, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, Joi, Module, LTNode, Octave, Orwell, Nemerlje, Zeno, X10, WebAssembly, UMLA, TAL, Tcl, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, CPL, PROMAL, OPL, Oriel, Nu, NPL, Mystic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostgresSQL, MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raimod, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macOS, Linux, CentOS, Ubuntu, OpenBSD, ProDOS, Dasher, Dilbert, and Rudolph? You're hired! COCKSOFT INC.
Комикс в стиле Cyanide and Happiness показывает собеседование разработчика. Сначала опытный кандидат говорит, что знает всё, кроме React.js, но после этого его увольняют за отсутствие именно React. Затем кандидат после трёхмесячного буткемпа перечисляет огромный и абсурдный список технологий, услышав лишь одно знакомое слово, и его нанимают.
bald interviewer / лысый интервьюерbald job candidate / лысый кандидатbusiness suit / деловой костюмgreen tie / зелёный галстукbrown desk / коричневый столoffice chair / офисный стулpaper / лист бумагиpen / ручкаoffice room / офисная комнатаopen door / открытая дверьcompany sign / вывеска компанииcomic panels / панели комикса
- @dev_meme / 4494 2022-06-20
- Template
- Cyanide and Happiness comic
- Type
- image
- Size
- 729×800 · 105.7 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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