Bicycle Steals Your Virginity
BICYCLE The silent thief of your VIRGINITY and Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived, was in the transgression. Nevertheless she shall be saved through childbearing, if she continue in faith, love, and holiness, with SOBERNESS. 1 Timothy 2:14-15 The bicycle is NOT a biblical vehicle I only use means of transportation that do not affect my virginity or my relationship with God. Pentecostal Church Renaissance but about Christ
A satirical church-style poster shows a bicycle with dramatic religious captions warning that it is a “silent thief” of virginity. The joke parodies conservative religious messaging by treating ordinary bicycle transportation as a threat to sexual purity and one’s relationship with God. It is shared as an absurd reaction to prudish or extreme moral advice.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 19285 2024-12-14
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- image
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- 633×800 · 102.2 KiB
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- satirical, absurd
- Language
- en
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