Клининг против синего экрана

КЛИНИНГОВАЯ СЛУЖБА: здравствуйте, можно войти? ты: убирайтесь КЛИНИНГОВАЯ СЛУЖБА: A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. This is probably not the first time you've seen this stop error, as you've probably wrecked a computer before. I would tell you to run a disk cleanup utility, run a memory check, or check for faulty or mismatched memory, but since you're reading this, I'm pretty sure you don't know how. You are also probably running a pirated copy of Windows, like AVG free edition with no rootkit detection, or maybe you've never heard of Malwarebytes, SUPERAntiSpyware, or another similar program. I'd bet that you're not using Unlocker or Unlocker Plus either. If this is a laptop computer, try hitting the F8 key a few times or spilled a drink on it. Windows updated? Did you? Well, you could try to restart Windows by pressing F8 again, but that's more than likely not going to do anything. Even if it does, you won't know what to do next. You could reinstall your operating system, but I know you either didn't get a disk when you bought this computer or you lost it. Well, here's the obligatory technical information that will be of no use to you: *** STOP: 0x0000008D (0x0000007E, 0x0000005B, 0x0000008a, 0x0000003c) Collecting data for crash dump...

На изображении клининговая служба просится войти, а человек грубо отвечает: «убирайтесь». В ответ появляется кот, похожий на зависшую систему, на фоне синего экрана смерти Windows. Шутка в том, что слово «убирайтесь» одновременно означает «уходите» и звучит как команда клинингу, после которой компьютер буквально ломается.

• @beobanka / 55376 2026-03-03