Replace the Monster Under His Bed
Ladies, don’t be a replacement for his mother. Be a replacement for the thing under his bed that he was afraid of as a child — mysterious, elusive, and probably from a hell dimension.
A humorous tweet advises women not to act like a man’s mother, but instead to embody the terrifying childhood monster hiding under his bed. The punchline turns dating advice into absurd horror imagery, making it a reaction to jokes about being mysterious, frightening, or emotionally unavailable.
- @threedotssavetogallery / 3916 2023-11-29
- Template
- Twitter screenshot
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×640 · 54.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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