Someone: you will always be single and die alone in your own apartment. Me: In MY OWN apartment?
A shocked man reacts with delighted disbelief to the idea of dying alone in his own apartment. The joke is that living alone in one’s own place sounds like a surprisingly desirable outcome rather than an insult.
When You Recognize Yourself
Coming Out When Wi-Fi Dies
Remembering an Old Joke
Forgot I Lived Alone
The Problem Nobody Else Has
My Rights Don't End Here
Smiling Because I Didn't Hear
Me When I Talk
В своей квартире?
Я один в haunted квартире
Cigarette Companies Tell the Truth
Stealing a Meme in Front of Its Owner
Remembering an Old Joke
Samuel L. Jackson Stares
When Code Worked Yesterday
Taking a Break From the Internet
Future Depends on Me Scream
Employer Realizes Benefits Matter
My Wife Is Pregnant
History Class to Online Philosopher
All a Man Needs
Waiting for the Package
A Rapid-Fire Compilation of Relatable Memes
Let Me In, Let Me Out
Как в 17 лет жить отдельно
When Someone Compliments Me
Roommate Tinder Cleaning Scheme
Working Tired, Resting Lonely
Cat Enjoys Life After I Die
When Every Company Deletes Your Account
Making Someone Genuinely Happy
When They Mention AI in a Movie
Joker Has No Plan
The Government Takes Everything
You Have to Talk to Girls
Saying Maybe to Plans
