(shitting myself on the subway) damn CIA hit me with the poop gun again
A fake tweet describes someone accidentally defecating on the subway and blaming the CIA for using a ridiculous “poop gun.” The joke is an absurd conspiracy theory used as a reaction to an embarrassing accident.
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