if u have a crush on me u gotta tell me asap cus u never know when i'll kill myself
A social media post shows a young man asking anyone with a crush on him to confess immediately. The dark punchline is that he might kill himself unexpectedly, making the post an absurdly morbid reaction to romantic hesitation.
Missed Call Regret Tweet
Always a Crush, Never a Job
Late Reply My Fault
Girls Don’t Have Penises Realization
Someone Thought About Murdering You
She Will If I Post Good
Delayed Reply Meltdown
Taking Poison Damage in the Corner
Guys Only Want One Thing
Daylight Saving Time Stove Conspiracy
Added to the Poly Group Chat
Guys Only Want One Thing
McDonald's During Sex
Meme You Can't Send Anymore
Realising Girls Don’t Have Penises
Girl Excited, Man Disappointed
We Just Kill Ourselves
Computer Won’t Turn Off
Thought of Some Bullshit
Girls Selfies Make Me Feel Special
Sharing Songs With the Wrong Person
Smiling at My Own Posts
Telling Dad to Kill Himself
Hate When The Public Is There
Daddy's Gonna Kill Himself
When You Press a Muscle Knot
Childhood Lacks in Relationships
My Ear Suddenly Goes Eeeee
Guys Literally Only Want One Thing
Skinny Person Fits in Coffin
Sloppenheimer Bomb Head Joke
Каверзный вопрос про подписки
Awesomesauce Is Dead
When You Ask for the Name
I Find Myself Funny
Song Recommendation Confession
