Cat Loses Battle to Beetles
When my cat tried to fight those beetles my dumb cat Date Last tuesday Location The living room Result Strategic beetle victory Belligerents my cat Some random beetles that got in the house Commanders and leaders Mars the cat that one beetle with the spots Strength 1 cat Probably like 3-4 beetles idk Casualties and losses Dignity 1 beetle got squashed
A sleepy-looking cat is presented in a mock battle infobox after trying to fight beetles in the living room. Despite having a numerical advantage, the cat suffers a humiliating “strategic beetle victory,” making this useful as a reaction to an embarrassing defeat or failed attempt.
- @fknktty / 10228 2024-02-20
- Template
- Battle infobox parody
- Type
- image
- Size
- 376×615 · 35.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added
