Roses are red, Violets are blue, Git rebase --hard When Ctrl+Z won't do
A Twitter-style programming joke presents a twisted version of a romantic rhyme about using `git rebase --hard`. The punchline is that undoing the destructive Git command with Ctrl+Z will not work, making it a relatable reaction for developers who regret a Git mistake.
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