Barbie Installs Protection Software

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Barbie was typing in the kitchen with her Mac, Stalking Skype llamas and installing protection software— Skipping sprang in a flash from the snug in her bed, Grabbing her laptop she scooted far Barbie and said, Act hacker! I mean? Tales of the End! I want freedom! I want Logic ENTDO! Went out on the lawn there arose a surprise', An obese bearded man, with fire in his eyes Straight through the window he flew with a "cheese, The smell was unbearable, bile stale semen and cheese. "I’d just like to Interject, you thick plastic bitch! What you're referring to as ‘Linux’ is in fact GNU/Linux, A tool enrich Software freedom is the most important freedom of all. You’ve ruined her laptop, you’re lucky I called!" Stallman clicked his thick fingers and a classroom appeared. "You need re-educating" he quipped. "Freedom is here!" "I don't care about freedom" said Barbie, "I want a working PC! I'll tell you what you fucking want!" Replied Stallman, "Just wait and see!" "Now Gentoo! Now Emacs! Now Git, bash and Lisp! On, Glib! On GNU/Screen! On Mozilla and PostScript! To the top of the roof, to the top of the wall! Now install! install! Quickly, install! As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So proprietary software was cast to the fire GNU is a place of freedom, to surprise and inspire! And then, in a twinkling, Stallman was gone Skippers laptop barely worked, the wi-fi disconnected light shone How I’m I supposed to use this? I want my files back. I don’t worry said Barbie, We’ll get you a Mac.

Это пародийная рождественская поэма о Барби, которая использует ноутбук, а затем сталкивается с Ричардом Столлманом. Столлман превращает сцену в урок свободного программного обеспечения и навязывает ей GNU/Linux, пока Барби хочет просто рабочий компьютер и свои файлы. Мем используют как абсурдную реакцию на фанатичную проповедь Linux и свободного ПО. EN: This is a parody Christmas poem about Barbie using a laptop and then encountering Richard Stallman. Stallman turns the scene into a lesson about free software and forces GNU/Linux on her, while Barbie just wants a working computer and her files back. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to fanatical Linux and free-software evangelism.

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