The Database Is Slow MongoDB Meme
THE DATABASE IS SLOW YOU READ 1.8TB IN 15 MINUTES RDBMS DOESN'T SCALE, SQL DOESN'T SCALE THIS IS A 8 VCPU BOX, 50% IDLE MOST OF THE TIME THAT'S IT. WE'RE USING MONGODB NOW
A man angrily complains that the database is slow, while another person points out that 1.8 TB was read in 15 minutes. The joke escalates through exaggerated hardware and database claims before ending with the stereotypical decision to switch to MongoDB. It is used as a reaction to questionable database architecture, premature technology changes, or absurd engineering reasoning. EN: A man angrily complains that the database is slow, while another person points out that 1.8 TB was read in 15 minutes. The joke escalates through exaggerated hardware and database claims before ending with the stereotypical decision to switch to MongoDB. It is used as a reaction to questionable database architecture, premature technology changes, or absurd engineering reasoning.
- @profunctor_io / 5187 2020-08-27
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