Pope Francis CVE Explosion
Pope Francis’ reign included an astronomical increase in CVEs recorded... CVEs by Pope CVEs 300000 200000 100000 0 0 0 0 15130 52459 283784 Pius XII (1939-1958) John XXIII (1958-1963) Paul VI (1963-1978) John Paul II (1978-2005) Benedict XVI (2005-2013) Francis (2013-2025) Pope
A bar chart compares the number of recorded CVEs during the reigns of different popes, with Francis showing an absurdly huge spike. The joke treats “CVEs” as if they were caused by or associated with the pope, turning a cybersecurity statistic into a comically alarming papal comparison. It is used as a reaction to an exaggerated increase or an unexpectedly disastrous statistic.
bar chart / столбчатая диаграммаred bars / красные столбцыPope portraits / портреты папcomputer vulnerability statistics / статистика уязвимостей компьютеровchart labels / подписи на графикеwhite background / белый фонhorizontal grid lines / горизонтальные линии сеткиnumbers / числаblack text / чёрный текстpapal names / имена папphoto collage / фотоколлаж
- @ithueti / 15834 2025-04-25
- @profunctor_io / 10831 2025-04-25
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×634 · 53.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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