I Don’t Want to Work
I don’t want to work, I need more dependencies Sass less Wikipedia npm left-pad incident node_modules 3,2 GB is-even npm v1.0.0 downloads 704k/month downloads 13M 0 == "0" true 0 == [] true "0" == [] false JavaScript
A JavaScript developer sits at a desk surrounded by programming logos, dependency information, code comparisons, and an oversized node_modules folder. The punchline is that instead of working, the developer keeps adding npm dependencies, parodying JavaScript’s famously confusing type coercion and the bloated dependency ecosystem. It is used as a reaction to procrastination, overengineering, or projects with absurdly large dependency trees.
programmer / программистcat-like character / персонаж, похожий на котаlong-haired woman / длинноволосая женщинаbald man / лысый мужчинаcomputer monitor / компьютерный мониторApple logo / логотип Appledesk / письменный столoffice chair / офисное креслоlaptop screen / экран ноутбукаcoffee cup / чашка кофеJavaScript book / книга по JavaScriptspeech bubble / облако с текстомcode snippets / фрагменты кодаnpm package labels / ярлыки npm-пакетовdependency logos / логотипы зависимостейnode_modules folder label / надпись node_moduleswall / стенаblack T-shirt / чёрная футболкаyellow shirt / жёлтая футболкаsunglasses / солнцезащитные очки
- @gentoomemes / 17705 2025-06-24
- @profunctor_io / 11005 2025-06-25
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- image
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- 800×762 · 108.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd sarcastic
- Language
- en
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