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Microservices Distributed Problems

Microservices Distributed Problems

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microservices (n,pl): an efficient device for transforming business problems into distributed transaction problems
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A tweet humorously defines microservices as a way to transform ordinary business problems into distributed transaction problems. The joke mocks the complexity and operational overhead that can come from breaking systems into microservices, and is shared as a reaction by software developers discussing overengineering and architecture choices.

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#microservices#микросервисы#distributed systems#распределённые системы#software architecture#архитектура по#programming#программирование#developer humor#юмор программистов#overengineering#переусложнение#business problems#бизнес-проблемы#transaction#транзакции#reaction#реакция#tweet#твит#screenshot#скриншот
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