2026 Startup Playbook
2026 startup playbook: ✓ no qa: the ai-generated slop is always correct ✓ no customer support: you are not worth the chatbot tokens ✓ tips as a revenue stream: you just bought a $10 app. you’re now being prompted to tip. you will tip ✓ sla is 95%: 1 hour of downtime per day. we deserve a lunch break
A parody startup playbook lists exploitative and low-quality business practices, including shipping AI-generated junk, replacing customer support with a dismissive chatbot, demanding tips from app users, and treating daily downtime as acceptable. The joke mocks modern tech startups that prioritize cutting costs and extracting revenue while offering poor service.
smartphone screen / экран смартфонаsocial media post / публикация в социальной сетиtext post / текстовая публикацияcheck marks / галочкиAI-generated content / контент, созданный ИИchatbot / чат-ботmobile app / мобильное приложение$10 price / цена $10tip prompt / запрос на чаевыеdowntime / простойstartup / стартапlunch break / обеденный перерыв
- @profunctor_io / 11417 2026-05-11
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×564 · 76.5 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
- Language
- en
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