Car Accident for Morphine
getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood driver was crying like she killed me or something relax nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming I'm getting this morphine one way or another
A person jokes that being hit by a car feels like an action movie, then exaggerates their pain rating to convince a nurse to give them morphine. The punchline is the absurd, shameless attempt to obtain painkillers after a reckless accident. EN: A person jokes that being hit by a car feels like an action movie, then exaggerates their pain rating to convince a nurse to give them morphine. The punchline is the absurd, shameless attempt to obtain painkillers after a reckless accident.
- @deenya_md / 17450 2025-08-07
- @proebdolboeba / 125877 2026-03-29
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- Twitter screenshot
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- image
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- Mood
- absurd dark humor
- Language
- en
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