Lunch With a Gen Z Girl

pov: getting lunch with that gen z girl with no personality

A young woman sits at lunch eating a sparse salad, reacting blankly and gesturing dramatically before scrolling on her phone. The audio parodies Gen Z slang and stereotypical small talk, making the punchline her exaggeratedly empty personality and dependence on TikTok-style phrases.

I'm so happy we're finally getting lunch. No, because same. Okay, cool. The salad is giving. It's giving leaves, it's giving greenery, it's giving tea. Mm, that part. What part? Just like that part. What'd you get up to today? Mm, no, because I low key just bet Rod and Doom scrolled. Oh, alright. I spent the morning writing. Oh, that's not... That's not what? Just like, that's not... Yeah. The salad is so good. Are you alright? Oh. Wow, I haven't seen our waiter in like 30 minutes. Clock it. Clock it. Clock what? Clock it. I'm skinny. Mm-hmm. Skinny for this. Oh, sorry, I'm just gonna do a little zoom scrolling if you don't mind. In the middle of lunch? No, because yeah. I'm feeling like low-key overstimulated right now. You calling me out, so... Oh, overstimulated? Overstimulated, yeah. Just from us talking? Oh. My TikTok doctor said I have a touch of the Tism, so could you pay for the bill? Thanks. Why does that mean... fine.

• @jeppa420 / 36162 2026-03-31