Boss Finds Oil, Hears Voices

Pranking my boss We found oil while digging (I got fired) 😅 Add a black and sticky oil Boss 🙄 I found a black sticky liquid while digging hey SEND ME A PHOTO Okay LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY IS ANYONE ELSE THERE? Just the new guy Give him $500 And send him to lunch It might me toxic and dangerous Should I call the cops? NO NO GOVERNMENT DO NOT CALL ANYONE THEY CAN HEAR IT Is this what I think it is? YES WE’RE RICH IM GONNA BUY A YACHT AND MOVE TO MIAMI I want 50% We’ll talk about your bonus later First stay there and don’t let anyone see this thing I’m coming now 5 minutes

A worker digs a hole with an excavator and discovers a pool of black liquid, jokingly presenting it as oil. He messages his boss, who becomes convinced they have struck it rich and secretly plans a yacht and a move to Miami. The punchline is that the “oil discovery” is treated like a dangerous government-secret fortune, while the worker asks for half and the boss rushes over.

• @jeppa420 / 36285 2026-05-14