Fitness Advice Gets Unhinged

Lifting No grains Protein powder Hiking Hydration /r/fitness Stretching Garlic No sugar 8-9 hours sleep Cardio Test Creatine Dancing Sauna Green tea Cold showers Honey Greasing the groove Organ meats /fit/ No shampoo Foam rolling Kefir nofap Fasting Coconut oil GOMAD Zn/Mg Foam rolling Turmeric/Ginger Suntanning Ashwagandha Zerchers Coffee maxxing Ray Peat 20 squats Pineapple Earthing Chewing Stomach vacuums Rucking Nucleus overload Wim Hof Cable core exercise Shaving head for Vit D Charcoal cleanse Pullovers Roe Raw foods Water filters Massages Hot peppers Tren Psoas #noGPS Nudism Nature training Barefoot Floor sleep Vagal gurgling Jump rope Thyroid hormones Serratus Exotic meats Bear crawl Pineal gland Rare mushrooms Gironda Elevator-surfing Tanning lamp 432 hz Planking (proper) (srs) Tanning testicles Salt Dead hangs Toxoplasmosis 8 hour arm workout Deep Web imageboards Hypnosis Rocking chair No washing hands Isolation Coffee enema Skin brushing Muscle control Pine pollen Tanning butthole Übermensch sleep GOBAD (Gallon of Blood a Day) Gravity training Trepanning MSH Orgones Tiger testosterone Rabies Amphetamines moon tanning Cannibalism Hibernation Extra testicles transplant Uranium calories Radiation Skateboard squat nephilism Choccy milk 9/11 New limbs #noBipedalism (((Levitation))) Tentacles Jogging in park

A collage presents an escalating list of fitness, health, bodybuilding, and fringe self-improvement practices, alongside increasingly bizarre photos of muscular or unusual figures. It starts with ordinary advice such as hydration and exercise, then descends into absurd ideas like tanning one’s buttocks, uranium calories, cannibalism, and levitation. The joke is that obsessive fitness culture and online wellness advice are being exaggerated into progressively more extreme levels, so the image is sent as a reaction to over-the-top biohacking or /fit/ culture. EN: A collage presents an escalating list of fitness, health, bodybuilding, and fringe self-improvement practices, alongside increasingly bizarre photos of muscular or unusual figures. It starts with ordinary advice such as hydration and exercise, then descends into absurd ideas like tanning one’s buttocks, uranium calories, cannibalism, and levitation. The joke is that obsessive fitness culture and online wellness advice are being exaggerated into progressively more extreme levels, so the image is sent as a reaction to over-the-top biohacking or /fit/ culture.

• @jeppa420 / 27480 2022-08-29