This Is My Kind of Complaint

USPS.COM Quick Tools Mail & Ship Track & Manage Postal Store Request Type InquiryType Problem Category Receiving Mail Topic No Delivery/No Attempt > My Mail Was Delayed Additional Detail: How late was your mail: Over 7 days Type of Mail Piece: Package What Was the Class Of Mail: Priority Mail 3-day Additional Information: I paid $110 for PRIORITY and it took EIGHT DAYS to get my parcel from downtown San Francisco to the San Francisco airport, a distance of 14.8 miles. A turtle could have done that in four days. Seriously, I looked it up. An ordinary box of cruises 0.17 mph; it could make it from the Rincon Center post office to the cargo terminal at SFO in 87 hours. The United States Postal Service took 179 hours to make the same trip. And I had to wait in line at the post office. There is no line at the turtle store. I could have popped in, bought a turtle, strapped the parcel to its shell, and it would have gotten there in less than half the time. Can I get a refund here? A partial refund? A complimentary box of turtle food? Anything? This is my kind of complaint I love the research that went into this

Скриншот жалобы в USPS о том, что приоритетная посылка преодолела 14,8 мили за восемь дней. Автор с математической точностью сравнивает скорость почты со скоростью черепахи и предлагает купить черепаху вместо отправки посылки. Шутка в абсурдно подробном, но убедительном исследовании и в саркастическом требовании вернуть деньги и выдать корм для черепахи.

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