Cat Tzu’s Three Useless Rules
"no one can use you if you are useless" - Cat Tzu "the longer you dont pee the longer you pee" - Cat Tzu "if the enemy can predict your next move then dont move" - Cat Tzu
A fast-paced meme video presents three fake wisdom quotes attributed to “Cat Tzu,” while different cats appear dressed like stern ancient strategists. The joke parodies Sun Tzu-style military philosophy by applying grand strategic language to uselessness, urination, and simply refusing to move. It works as an absurd reaction to situations where someone gives overly confident but nonsensical advice.
No one can use you if you are useless. The longer you don't pee, the longer you pee. If your enemy can predict your next move, then don't move!
cat / котlong-haired tabby cat / длинношёрстный полосатый котorange-and-white cat / рыже-белый котred Chinese-style hat / красная китайская шапкаyellow pointed hat / жёлтая остроконечная шапкаblack spear or staff / чёрное копьё или посохwhite beard-like fur / белая шерсть, похожая на бородуblack background / чёрный фонwhite text / белый текстforest-like background / фон, похожий на лесdoorway / дверной проёмsitting cat / сидящий котstaring cat / пристально смотрящий кот
- @jeppa420 / 36499 2026-08-30
- @eternalclassic / 93577 2026-09-02
- Type
- video, 0:08
- Size
- 460×460 · 163.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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