Fischergerict Morning Routine

Ask HN: What's Your Morning Routine? recently got let go, and am trying to stay focused and productive despite all the unstructured time. starting the day off with a constructive morning routine seems necessary right now. what's your morning routine? does it work for you? - Wake up - Grab a coffee and two cigarettes - Go take the big pile of pills "against" depression and autism - Read some world news - Get some more pills - Take a shower, thinking about killing myself, but telling myself "pills will start working in 20 minutes" - Get another coffee and another two cigarettes until second batch of pills kick in - Start coding

A Hacker News screenshot shows a user asking about morning routines, followed by a bleakly humorous comment describing coffee, cigarettes, pills, suicidal thoughts, and finally coding. The punchline is the exaggerated contrast between a supposedly constructive routine and an unhealthy, darkly comic sequence of coping habits.

• @jemalloc / 1825 2025-01-02