Learning to Flirt from Bird Documentaries
My buo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was? Fucking Animal Planet. He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.
A humorous tweet describes a young boy styling his hair to attract girls, making his parent fear exposure to toxic alpha-male content. The punchline is that he is learning courtship from bird documentaries, turning an awkward human situation into an absurd nature-documentary comparison.
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 13826 2026-02-04
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- absurd, sarcastic
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