Saruman's Terrible Forestry Management

The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep. Rip them all down. Yeah alright, look, what I'm saying is we're trying, but it's not really that easy. We've got orcs working 6+ hours overtime a day, hauling down trees with nothing but fucking ropes, with nothing but maggots and mouldy bread to eat. I thought, maybe, since you're meant to be so fucking wise, you could come up with some kind of actual solution. There are trees here with roots like 50 metres long, those ones are borderline impossible to pull down by hand. You're suppose to be managing this project but you've given us no time frame, no extra equipment, no budget to even come up with something ourselves, and yet you expect everything to just happen. Frankly I think Sauron bet on the wrong horse, you think just cause you're like a demi-god you're somehow automatically qualified to supervise a forestry project but obviously you have no fucking clue what you're doing. I did my Cert. V in forestry management at Mirkwood Technical School and what we're all...

An orc tells Saruman that the trees are deeply rooted and difficult to cut down, but Saruman simply orders him to rip them all down. The long rant below turns the scene into a workplace complaint, mocking impossible deadlines, inadequate equipment, poor food and incompetent management. It is used as a reaction to absurd demands from an authority figure. EN: An orc tells Saruman that the trees are deeply rooted and difficult to cut down, but Saruman simply orders him to rip them all down. The long rant below turns the scene into a workplace complaint, mocking impossible deadlines, inadequate equipment, poor food and incompetent management. It is used as a reaction to absurd demands from an authority figure.

• @eternalclassic / 91223 2026-07-16