Crossing the Border With Sega Genesis
> the year 2035 > every game dev has been fired > no AAA games have been made in years years > shareholders make billions speculating in a theoretical games market > youtube full of ai slop trailers for fake games > i am crossing the canadian border with a whole sega genesis up my ass
A greentext-style post imagines the year 2035 after all game developers have been fired and no AAA games have been made for years. Shareholders profit by speculating on a theoretical games market while YouTube fills with AI-generated trailers for nonexistent games. The punchline is the narrator smuggling a Sega Genesis across the Canadian border in an absurd and deliberately crude way, expressing nostalgia for real games over an AI-dominated future.
text post / текстовый постsocial media profile header / шапка профиля в соцсетиblack circular logo / чёрный круглый логотипwhite background / белый фонgreentext formatting / формат гринтекстаyear 2035 / 2035 годvideo game developers / разработчики видеоигрAAA games / игры AAA-классаshareholders / акционерыstock speculation / биржевая спекуляцияtheoretical games market / теоретический игровой рынокYouTube videos / видео на YouTubeAI-generated trailers / трейлеры, созданные ИИfake games / ненастоящие игрыCanadian border / канадская границаSega Genesis console / консоль Sega Genesis
- @eternalclassic / 91082 2026-07-13
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- Greentext
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- 625×800 · 72.9 KiB
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- absurd, satirical
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- en
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