Elon Musk Cannot Play GTA
A list of games I have not played: GTA1 GTA2 GTA3 GTA4 GTA5 GTA6 Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it. I’m glad shooting cops in Cyberpunk 2077 is completely optional. Never finished GTA5 either. The Blue Whale’s vagina is now the second biggest pussy in the world behind you three
A fake social-media thread jokes about Elon Musk supposedly refusing to play Grand Theft Auto because the opening scene requires shooting police officers, while happily playing Cyberpunk 2077 where shooting cops is optional. The final reply abruptly changes the subject with an obscene blue-whale fact, creating an absurd non sequitur and insulting the three people above it. EN: A fake social-media thread jokes about Elon Musk supposedly refusing to play Grand Theft Auto because the opening scene requires shooting police officers, while happily playing Cyberpunk 2077 where shooting cops is optional. The final reply abruptly changes the subject with an obscene blue-whale fact, creating an absurd non sequitur and insulting the three people above it.
- @proebdolboeba / 125590 2026-03-19
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