Ghost Murmur Heartbeat Detection
JUST IN: CIA reportedly used secret new tool “Ghost Murmur” to locate the downed U.S. airman in Iran, capable of detecting a human heartbeat from long range.
A Polymarket-style news post claims that the CIA used a secret device called “Ghost Murmur” to detect the heartbeat of a downed U.S. airman in Iran from far away. The joke is that privacy-focused people would supposedly remove their hearts to avoid being detected, making the caption an absurd reaction to surveillance technology.
news post screenshot / скриншот новостного постаblue logo / синий логотипverification badge / значок верификацииtext post / текстовый постblack background / чёрный фонwhite text / белый текстquotation marks / кавычкиairman / лётчикheartbeat / сердцебиениеlong-range detection / обнаружение на большом расстоянииIran / Иран
- @gentoomemes / 20633 2026-04-07
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- image
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- 800×371 · 39.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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