Kashyap Patel CIA Greentext

Who Is Kashyap 'Kash' Patel, Donald Trump's Likely Pick For CIA Chief A report described Mr Patel as the man "who would do anything" for Donald Trump, who is now the president-elect. NDTV News Desk World News Nov 07, 2024 00:06 am IST Read Time: 2 mins >>487604382 (OP) >"Mr Director, we believe Chinese spies are planning an attack on America but we can't crack their computer encryption. How should we proceed?" >Patel sips from glass of piss on his desk and stands up >"Do not worry Saar I will handle each and everything" >he calls the Chinese HQ directly, the call plays over the loudspeaker of the anti-China command room >they pick up >"Hello this is the CCP operations centre" >Patel stands silent for moment, as though going into a trance >he speaks slowly but confidently >"Good morning Saar. My name is Jerry.... from Microsoft. We have detected a virus on your computer"

Скриншот новости NDTV о Кашьяпе «Кэше» Пателе, вероятном кандидате Дональда Трампа на пост главы ЦРУ, сопровождается абсурдной зелёнкой в стиле анонимного форума. Шутка высмеивает образ Патела как человека, который сделает для Трампа что угодно, превращая секретную операцию против Китая в нелепый телефонный развод от имени Microsoft. EN: An NDTV news screenshot about Kashyap “Kash” Patel as Donald Trump’s likely pick for CIA chief is paired with absurd anonymous-forum greentext. The joke mocks Patel’s portrayal as someone who would do anything for Trump by turning a covert operation against China into a ridiculous Microsoft phone scam.

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