Jump From the Roof Plan
>Jump from the roof >Reach terminal velocity >Hit the net >Get sliced into cubes >Die See ya later, wagies.
A gray multi-story building has huge nets stretched across its facade. The joke presents a ridiculous suicide plan that treats jumping into the nets as a guaranteed way to be sliced into cubes, ending with the cheerful sign-off “See ya later, wagies.” It is used as a darkly absurd reaction to work, commuting, or wanting to escape a job. EN: A gray multi-story building has huge nets stretched across its facade. The joke presents a ridiculous suicide plan that treats jumping into the nets as a guaranteed way to be sliced into cubes, ending with the cheerful sign-off “See ya later, wagies.” It is used as a darkly absurd reaction to work, commuting, or wanting to escape a job.
multi-story building / многоэтажное зданиеsafety nets / защитные сетиwindows / окнаglass facade / стеклянный фасадconcrete walls / бетонные стеныentrance canopy / навес над входомperson in red shirt / человек в красной рубашкеsidewalk / тротуарgrass / траваdry weeds / сухие сорнякиstreetlight / уличный фонарьovercast sky / пасмурное небо
- @eternalclassic / 89828 2026-06-19
- Type
- image
- Size
- 727×800 · 90.9 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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