Please Don't Hurt Me
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
A screenshot-style post shows someone begging not to be harmed while admitting that their highly paid job is to invent ways to hurt innocent people, children, and families. The joke is the absurd hypocrisy of asking for mercy from the very people being harmed, so it can be sent as a reaction to unethical professionals or institutions pleading for sympathy. EN: A screenshot-style post shows someone begging not to be harmed while admitting that their highly paid job is to invent ways to hurt innocent people, children, and families. The joke is the absurd hypocrisy of asking for mercy from the very people being harmed, so it can be sent as a reaction to unethical professionals or institutions pleading for sympathy.
- @eternalclassic / 87879 2026-05-12
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- darkly humorous
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