Nothing Ever Happens Polymarket Bot

Introducing: Nothing Ever Happens A @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution. Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve to No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens. github.com/sterlingcrispi... Nothing Ever Happens MONITORED 160 ELIGIBLE 123 IN RANGE 1 OPEN POSITIONS 52 CASH $2525.48 PORTFOLIO $2859.89 SESSION PNL $145.20 LAST ERROR none Position Cap Open Positions Recent Trades redeem Amount: $76.90 Price: — Status: — redeem Amount: $9.80 Price: — Status: — redeem Amount: $11.53 Price: — Status: — redeem Amount: $27.55 Price: — Status: —

A screenshot of a social media post introduces a Polymarket bot called “Nothing Ever Happens,” which automatically buys “No” on non-sports prediction markets and holds the positions until resolution. The joke is that most of these markets resolve to “No,” so the bot profits by refusing to predict anything and assuming nothing will happen. The post includes a dashboard showing its open positions, cash, portfolio value, and recent redemptions. EN: A screenshot of a social media post introduces a Polymarket bot called “Nothing Ever Happens,” which automatically buys “No” on non-sports prediction markets and holds the positions until resolution. The joke is that most of these markets resolve to “No,” so the bot profits by refusing to predict anything and assuming nothing will happen. The post includes a dashboard showing its open positions, cash, portfolio value, and recent redemptions.

• @eternalclassic / 86456 2026-04-14